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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I’m a broken, old skateboarder. Half-wit with no inner monologue and exceptional at being mediocre. I push pixels and semantically wrap text in &lt;/brackets&gt;.www.paradox-labs.com</description><title>wholypantalones</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @wholypantalones)</generator><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>fuckyeahalbuquerque:

Miley Cyrus</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8pxrdDo8p1qanb21o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahalbuquerque.tumblr.com/post/29370654560/miley-cyrus" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;fuckyeahalbuquerque&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Miley Cyrus&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/29375258547</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/29375258547</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2012 21:13:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Damn it, now I have to go outside.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6gis0hu9u1qej5blo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Damn it, now I have to go outside.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/26243790595</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/26243790595</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2012 21:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>reddit</category><category>maintenance</category><category>bullshit</category><category>down</category><category>the sun is too bright</category></item><item><title>Every time I eat taco bell.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6eqbvnNaO1qej5blo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Every time I eat taco bell.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/26181238240</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/26181238240</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 21:47:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The prequel to Battleship. Fucking Hollywood.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45cwh2yIF1qej5blo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The prequel to Battleship. Fucking Hollywood.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/23209415048</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/23209415048</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 23:12:16 -0400</pubDate><category>battleship</category><category>movies</category><category>hollywood</category><category>monopoly</category><category>board games</category></item><item><title>MAYWEATHER vs COTTO anyone?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kqcoK7VK1qej5blo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;MAYWEATHER vs COTTO anyone?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/22480040375</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/22480040375</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 19:53:12 -0400</pubDate><category>mayweather</category><category>cotto</category></item><item><title>kellysue:

I know LICENSE TO ILL isn’t going to get a lot of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ij28u5qa1qzbziuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ij28u5qa1qzbziuo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ij28u5qa1qzbziuo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ij28u5qa1qzbziuo4_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ij28u5qa1qzbziuo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ij28u5qa1qzbziuo6_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kellysue.tumblr.com/post/22395720323/i-know-license-to-ill-isnt-going-to-get-a-lot-of"&gt;kellysue&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I know LICENSE TO ILL isn’t going to get a lot of love today, it’ll be overshadowed by masterworks like PAUL’S BOUTIQUE and HOT SAUCE COMMITTEE.  And that cool; that’s great.  That’s as it should be.  Probably the thing about the Beastie Boys that have &lt;em&gt;most&lt;/em&gt; enjoyed has been watching them age, as artists and as men, with real grace. And I guess that’s the loss that I’m feeling right now—the end of the opportunity to continue to be witness to that evolution. That feels like a vacuum. That feels like theft.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, while we are sifting through our collections trying to fill that void, I’m going to hit LICENSE TO ILL.  Yes, it’s a record made by a bunch of asshole kids. At a certain point in my life—when *I* was an asshole teenager, not coincidentally—I could &lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; get enough of it.  It’s smells that we most often talk about being tied to memory, but the opening beats of She’s Crafty take me back &lt;em&gt;so specifically&lt;/em&gt; to a time and place… the house we rented on Tejas. My job at Video Update. The Robs, the Jeffs. The Andys.  All the stupid, stupid shit Amity and I got into that I am, quite frankly, surprised we lived through.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It was a long way from the best time in my life—it was dizzyingly uncomfortable at best—but I still hold those memories dear.  Dearer for the distance, but still.  I can recall without reliving and find moments, sensations to love.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I listen to LICENSE TO ILL and I remember just what it felt like to get f**ked up and scream like a madwoman at the stars in the Texas big sky.  It felt glorious. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For that, and for all the rest, I am grateful.  Thank you, MCA. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/22403435250</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/22403435250</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 17:56:43 -0400</pubDate><category>mca</category><category>beastie boys</category><category>RIP</category></item><item><title>Fuck.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eBShN8qT4lk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fuck.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/22403340112</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/22403340112</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 17:55:13 -0400</pubDate><category>beastie boys</category><category>mca</category></item><item><title>Every time I tell someone when my birthday is.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2sftapyGT1qej5blo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Every time I tell someone when my birthday is.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/21441305056</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/21441305056</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 13:11:20 -0400</pubDate><category>420</category><category>birthday</category><category>weed</category><category>april 20</category></item><item><title>Video game killers.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2r0klGwQY1qej5blo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Video game killers.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/21402318561</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/21402318561</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:45:05 -0400</pubDate><category>cod</category><category>killing</category><category>training</category></item><item><title>Seems Legit. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2fdkiek7n1qej5blo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Seems Legit. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/21027236908</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/21027236908</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 11:55:30 -0400</pubDate><category>reddit</category><category>front page</category><category>bingo</category></item><item><title>Breaking News from Best Korea: Rocket fails to leave surface...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2f1gsucEd1qej5blo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Breaking News from Best Korea: Rocket fails to leave surface because it loves Dear Leader too much.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/21019472781</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/21019472781</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 07:33:25 -0400</pubDate><category>north korea</category><category>rockets</category><category>launch</category></item><item><title>I can’t like this enough. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2a3dvsAa01qej5blo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I can’t like this enough. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/20854585413</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/20854585413</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 15:27:31 -0400</pubDate><category>marilyn monroe</category><category>stfu</category><category>quotes</category></item><item><title>erisapple:

I’m going to hell… LOL


You should hear the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22csdB1Et1qgyymqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://erisapple.tumblr.com/post/20590263961"&gt;erisapple&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’m going to hell… LOL&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;You should hear the soundtrack…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/20837548332</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/20837548332</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 07:28:23 -0400</pubDate><category>helen keller</category></item><item><title>Greetings, faggot.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m28rrqpflB1qej5blo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Greetings, faggot.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/20819402793</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/20819402793</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 22:18:00 -0400</pubDate><category>xbox live</category><category>gamers</category><category>faggot</category><category>aliens</category></item><item><title>New tumblr app interface. Good job. Still no android menu.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m28ohzZuao1qej5blo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;New tumblr app interface. Good job. Still no android menu.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/20814358804</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/20814358804</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:48:23 -0400</pubDate><category>tumblr</category><category>android</category><category>shit</category></item><item><title>Instagram: Instagram + Facebook</title><description>&lt;a href="http://blog.instagram.com/post/20785013897/instagram-facebook"&gt;Instagram: Instagram + Facebook&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.instagram.com/post/20785013897/instagram-facebook" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;div&gt;When Mike and I started Instagram nearly two years ago, we set out to change and improve the way the world communicates and shares. We’ve had an amazing time watching Instagram grow into a vibrant community of people from all around the globe. Today, we couldn’t be happier to announce that…&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/20787153807</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/20787153807</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 13:44:39 -0400</pubDate><category>facebook</category><category>instagram</category><category>fuck</category></item><item><title>Google glasses, a new way to hurt yourself.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/t3TAOYXT840?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Google glasses, a new way to hurt yourself.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/20521904205</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/20521904205</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 07:46:19 -0400</pubDate><category>google</category><category>glasses</category><category>idiots</category><category>augmented reality</category></item><item><title>Meep! </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1yho4OeFu1qej5blo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Meep! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/20464535051</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/20464535051</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 09:04:51 -0400</pubDate><category>star wars</category><category>the muppets</category><category>beaker</category></item><item><title>Always wanted to do one of these. Thanks, Instagram for Android.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xqg0gnVE1qej5blo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Always wanted to do one of these. Thanks, Instagram for Android.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/20448837555</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/20448837555</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 23:16:48 -0400</pubDate><category>instagram</category><category>android</category><category>design</category><category>wordpress</category><category>development</category><category>e-commerce</category><category>wood plugs</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1v7tp8K3u1qej5blo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/20358507433</link><guid>http://wholypantalones.tumblr.com/post/20358507433</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:39:25 -0400</pubDate><category>jinkees</category><category>scooby-doo</category><category>nerd girls</category></item></channel></rss>
